I hate tools...

While at Sam's Club the other day, I saw something that made me so mad that I practically had to bury my fist into somebody's mouth. I saw a man walking around Sam's Club wearing a pair of surfer shorts. I was not angry at this particular man, as that would be irrational. What I was angry at was our society in general for condoning that anybody wear these shorts. What angered me the most was that upon reflection I realized where I was. We were in Michigan, not Hawaii you stupid prick. Put on something that makes you look like a man. I really got mad when I saw that this man was probably in his 40's. You aren't a teenager and you don't look cool, asshole. At least most of the people donning this type of apparel are teenagers, who don't even know who they are as people yet, let alone what is appropriate and inappropriate attire for Michigan, arguably one of the most craptacular states in the union. This man was a tool.

There are other things that people do to make them tools. People who wear their sunglasses inside, or at night are tools. There is nothing cool about this. Furthermore, why does anybody need to wear sunglasses inside unless they are going to rob the place? If I see this I want to kick your ass based on principle alone.

Trust fund babies are tools as well. Near work there is a Sorrento's Pizza. The owner is a trust fund baby who had his business paid for by his rich daddy. One day it was mentioned to him that somebody was taking out student loans to pay for college. Said tool then proceeded to try and discourage aforementioned coworker from taking out loans. Hey asshole, in the real world some people need to do things for themselves. Trust fund babies don't know how the real world works.

Mac users are tools. The men who use Macs walk around with raging erections over their computer, and in some cases more than likely have used their raging erection as a desk to put their laptop on. They can't ever shut their face about what a great product their computer is, and how anybody who uses a Microsoft based machine or anything other than Mac OS X is a tool. I used to be a Mac user, and let me say that while I do love Mac OS X, my refurbished bottom line Dell Inspiron 1525 can kick almost any Mac's ass any day of the week.

There are many other types of tools out there that piss me off, but for now I will conclude this rant with this final thought. If you are a tool, and you are in reach of my fist, that's your own fault.