04 February 2010

Oops...you're sexist!


There is a fairly recent trend in society where women are lauded for their conquests of younger men. You may know these women as cougars. Cougars are defined as women being over the age of 40, who pursue romance with someone who is younger than them by 8 or more years. This trend has gone so far that it has spawned a reality TV show and a sitcom entitled Cougartown.

This is complete bullshit. When a man goes out with somebody who is that much younger than him he is considered a creep, cradle robber, pedophile, etc. Why is it okay for women to pursue a much more youthful companion, but as soon as a man does the same thing, he is labeled a creep?

Women who go after significantly younger men are creeps. Just look at the name Cougar. Cougars are predators. They hunt and they kill. Men need to be saved from people like this. If we hadn't given women suffrage none of this ever would have happened. Men could still expect to find a freshly pressed shirt in the morning, and a steaming hot dinner when they arrive home from work. Instead, women are out of their natural kitchen domain doing things like voting, driving cars, taking advantage of other people's children, and making terrible sitcoms about how awesome it is to engage in sexual acts with people that are young enough to be their children. When will the madness come to an end?

02 February 2010

Holy shit! Everybody's worst nightmare has come to fruition!

Tonight, while playing Scrabble, my future sister-in-law decided to share with me a dream. No, a nightmare, that she had a few nights ago. She was being chased by Bill Cosby, who also happened to be a Nazi, through a field. Me, being the sensitive guy that I am, understood her trauma, and also took the liberty of creating a picture so that I could bring her nightmare one step closer to reality.