Lately I have been contemplating yet another type of person that I hate: litter bugs. These people walk around and drive around placing their trash wherever they choose to. Consequently the place of their choosing is seldom actually in a trash can. Two of the most common types of litter that I view on the ground are McDonald's bags, and even worse, cigarette butts.
This very closely ties back into how selfish smokers are. apparently it is not enough to ruin good breathable air, destroy the naturally healthy lungs that they are born with (there are many people who are not born with good fully functioning lungs who deserve to have them), expose themselves and others to high cancer risk, but they also feel that it is necessary to do long term damage to the environment too. These people are so inconsiderate that they should do us all a favor and just put a bullet in their head. This would be a brilliant idea, because not only is it quicker, cheaper, and far more efficient overall, it would lower the cost of health care for the rest of us since premiums are higher because of the smokers.
I for one am fed up with watching people toss their cigarettes and McDonald's bags out the window. The world is supposed to be our oyster, not our ashtray you low class piles of fecal matter. I like it when a person's litter ends up in my yard. How would you feel if I walked into your yard and took a massive crap on your lawn? It probably wouldn't make you feel very good would it?
All the hatred aside, this is okay, as it provides me another opportunity to elevate myself up above the rest by not littering, and picking up random litter I see in my yard, in parking lots, and anywhere else I come across it. Which brings us to the moral of this rant: no matter what, I am better than you.
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