Based upon no statistics or scientific evidence I have decided that the University of Michigan has the more fans than any other university who did not attend the school. Furthermore, I do not think that these people attended any school period. We all know who I am talking about here. People that run around wearing their maize and blue apparel and have sworn their undying allegiance to the University of Michigan.
As if that big stupid block M that they wrongfully wear was not annoying enough they take it a step further and irritate Michigan State fans. What is really obnoxious is the manner in which they put down Michigan State and other institutions as inferior in every single aspect, not just the sports in which they are willing to die for. I hate to break it to you but there are better schools out there than U of M asshole.
Furthermore, how can you support a school that you have a snowball's chance in hell of getting into? If you are the average University of Michigan fan then you probably are not getting into any college, let alone one that is on the level of the U of M. Do not throw all of your soul into something that you have little or no affiliation with. I love U of M football, however I do not go around wearing their apparel harassing people who choose to wear another school. Why? Because I have no real allegiance to U of M. My grandfather went there, and that is about the closest tie that I have to the school. I wear Oakland apparel because that is where I go to school. Sure Oakland is a turd, but it's my school, and I support it. I wear Michigan State apparel because they founded Oakland. Do you see the connection?
What I would recommend to U of M fans is to try actually going to college. When you are in class, I will break into your house, and park it a few miles away from where you left it.
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