Today a customer came in, for no reason other than the purchase of cigarettes. As many of you will know, I am disdainful toward anybody who smokes. The following is what took place.
Me: Hello.
Customer: I would like a pack of doobies...I mean Marlboro Lights.
Me: (No response)
Customer: That was a joke.
Me: I understood, I just wasn't amused by it.
Customer: Well sorry man.
Me: Sorry sir, I just had a friend pass away, and don't find dumb jokes amusing. I'm kind of having a rough day.
Customer: Oh.
This is why you shouldn't walk around cracking stupid jokes. First of all, nobody wants to hear them, and second of all, you don't know what is going on in a person's life, so don't call them out for not laughing. The joke wasn't funny the first 100 times I heard it you stupid assholes. Furthermore, why are you coming into a 7-Eleven on a Sunday. Go home and sniff some paint or something.
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