Do not question the seriousness of my writing...

It has occurred to me that some who read this may actually think I am being serious, when in fact, very little of what I write here is actually what I think, with the exception of how I am better than 99 percent of the population, or when I am griping about what a horrible job I have. If I put political views out there, or am aggressive toward women, this is clearly a joke.

If you have a problem with what I have to say please feel free to leave a comment directly on my blog. Don't be a bitch.

If I misspell something or you find a typo, shut the hell up. I know there are typos on my page. I don't claim to be perfect. Saying that I am close to divinity does not make me divine.

The purpose of this blog is for me to complain when I want to, and also to have fun, and maybe even provide some laughter to others on occasion, so quit being so uptight.

Below is basically how I envision some of you people.