Spring Break

This week it is "Spring" Break at Oakland University. Really? Did they miss that today is February 21? Who wants a Spring break in mid-February? Thanks a lot Oakland. While most universities get a break later when the weather is less miserable, I get snowstorms and below freezing temperatures.

You people are geniuses. These are the same people who pride themselves on never closing the school down because of weather related problems. Basically they pride themselves for their own stupidity. "Our arrogance and stubbornness caused only 3 students to die in car accidents this year, let's go cash our paychecks that we don't deserve, toast one another, and drunkenly enact some more halfwitted policies."

These morons make a lot of money. The only people who deserve less money than these people are assembly line workers, who in my opinion are skilled enough to make around $10 an hour, but let's bring down the Big 3 with our greed.

Here is my suggestion to the people who come up with the ideas at Oakland University. Sit at your desk and bash your brain against the table until something useful comes out. Good luck.