Finally, a show for men

I for one am sick of shows like John and Kate Plus 8, Project Runway, Say Yes to the Dress, and anything else on television. Recently I was flipping through the channels, and I stumbled across the greatest television show that has ever been created, Ax Men.

Ax Men is a show for real men, about real men. The entire show is about burly, flannel wearing lumberjacks cutting down trees. This is what these men do for a living, and they make great money doing it. The show basically follows around three crews of lumberjacks, and chronicles the dangers, trials, and tribulations that they face each day.

I never thought that being a lumberjack could be so dangerous, but then I got to thinking about this. I have yet to see this on an episode, but I am sure it has happened. I think they should show an episode where the lumberjacks have to battle an enraged hippie environmentalist, who farts out rainbow death rays.

Seriously though, I wasn't entirely sure about this show until the commercial promoting it told me only "real men" could handle this job. This is true on so many levels. Women should not touch power tools. The only tools women should be allowed to touch are vacuum cleaners, irons, and pretty much any appliance in the kitchen. On another level, it takes a real man to stand up to the environmentalists. It is hard for a man to clear cut a forest in this day and age without some hippie asshole sobbing about it like a little bitch. If I were a lumberjack, I would chainsaw up some hippies, or at the very least drop kick one in the teeth. Lumberjacks kick so much ass, that one time I saw some lumberjacks eating some of the wood chips that were left over from a rainforest that they clear cut. They were so jacked up from it that they started headbutting each other. Then they kicked this jaguar's ass. It was so awesome.

Still not sold on the show? Just look at the title. Ax Men.